He's unresponsive in our review of Emergency Ambulance Simulator

Ever since Grand Theft Auto III first introduced the taxi mission, or the ambulance run, simulators have become a dream for many strange individuals such as myself. The Ambulance sim is one that has never been truly captured before, and it’s a surprise that it hasn’t, after all, the fast paced, high intensity of a ambulance driver is the perfect environment for a game, especially a simulator at that.

Emergency Ambulance Simulator again like the recent Airport Firefighter Simulator presents a fairly comprehensive career based game open-town game. Don’t worry, you will not be sat in your office waiting long for your pager to go off about the next emergency, in the hectic life of an ambulance driver you’ll spend very little time not on the job.

The game works on a levelling system, at a level 1 ambulance driver you’ll get calls on minor emergencies such as falls, breaks and escorting private patients to the hospital, as you rank up the levels from experience you’ll be attending to road accidents, allergic reactions, unconscious patients and more.

If you are paged with an emergency you need to dash into the appropriate vehicle and zip off to the location as soon as possible, unfortunately your patient will not die, but you will get a time penalty, if it isn’t an emergency however you’ll need to stick to the enforced speed limit, and obey the traffic rules.

Yes, it’s true, some of you will be happy to know that traffic rules are making a comeback! That’s right, as every true simulator fan knows; you can’t just drive about willy-nilly, even ambulance drivers have to adhere to the rules of the road, so when you aren’t rushing off to an emergency you’ll be penalised for running red lights, any accidents and using your siren when unnecessary! That’s right, so don’t go abusing your flashing lights either!

Unfortunately the game uses a similar arrow based location system to Tow Truck Simulator which proves a little confusing at times, however thankfully, the small town that you’ll shortly become acquainted to is nowhere near as large, and within a few jobs you’ll have memorised the route from the hospital to your office. On your travels around the town you’ll spot many locations ripe for accidents; a construction site, parks, car parks, church... yes the church, I know that I’ve been called out for many an incident in the grounds of the lord.

As soon as you’ve made it to your location it is up to you to locate the patient, unfortunately they are not marked out on the map, so if they fell off their bicycle in the park, get ready for a forage, you’re practically blind to their location unless they happen to be right in front of your eyes, so get ready for a man hunt!

Once you’ve located your patient you’ve got possibly one of the most entertaining features of the game; administering treatment! With a selection of nine routine options you can use a defibrillator, stop bleeding, give medicine, oxygen, there’s quite the list. Attempt to administer the incorrect treatment and you’ll see a drop in your potential bonus xp, and whilst it is fun the first couple of times to attempt to use the defibrillator on someone that has fallen over and cut their knee, people’s lives are at stake, not to mention your xp!

It’s then a mad rush back to the hospital, followed by the disinfecting of your ambulance for the next patient, then after all that you get to see how well you did when you ‘write up your report’, then you’ve got about five seconds until your next call out. There's very little to fault the game on, with decent controls, traffic AI that you don't need to shout at, and fairly good animations for a simulator, the good definitely out-weighs the bad in this game.

For such a simple and deliverable concept, Emergency Ambulance Simulator does exactly what it should, its arcade style driving is perfect for the anxious turns that ensue when you’ve got to make your way half way across town for a man that is unresponsive. There’s even a lovely mechanic to ensure that all passersby will rubber-neck as you drive by, just like in real life!

four stars

Emergency Ambulance Simulator is part of the Extra Play range and is available now for the low price of £9.99, if like me since GTA III you’ve yearned for an ambulance simulator, this one is pretty solid, especially for those that like to stick to the traffic rules in your gaming.

Comment from: shane [Visitor]
5 stars

how do i play it

11th May 2012 @ 06:20
Comment from: [Member]

I've pretty much summed up the act of playing the game in the review, just gotta go out and get a copy, thats how :D

What exactly do you mean?

11th May 2012 @ 07:18
Comment from: Danson [Visitor]  

Can I ask what Operating system you were playing the game on? Me and some friends are using Windows 7 32 Bit and the game is too laggy to get past even the menu screen, let alone play it. There is a patch that has been released by the devoloper, apparently. But the website stated on the game menu board to aqcuire it goes to a very unhealthy devoloper website with no patch! Curious as to how you got this game to work. Many thanks

24th October 2012 @ 18:16
Comment from: [Member]

If you're running Windows 7 on a Pentium MMX @ 200Mhz that might explain it!

24th October 2012 @ 18:20
Comment from: [Member]

Oh really? We review on Windows 7 64bit, had no issues with lag whatsoever, what graphics card do you have/how much ram do you have?

24th October 2012 @ 18:20
Comment from: Danson [Visitor]

Thanks for your reply. Details as follows:

Processor: Pentium Dual-Core
CPU T4300 @ 2.10GHz
RAM: 3.00 GB

I'm hoping this will explain the issue We all seem to have reported with the game, but have yet to receive any response from the developer/manufacturer!

28th October 2012 @ 15:17
Comment from: [Member]

Hmm, so I've had a look around, whilst your specs do match up, I take it from the processor your are playing on a laptop?

Which generally means that there is only on-board graphics, which is probably where your issue is unfortunately.

5th November 2012 @ 19:04
Comment from: Swen Kuiperij [Visitor]
Swen Kuiperij

ik heb de ambulance simulator gekocht en ik heb hem geinstalleerd en de eerste leven staat voor 2 centimeter vol met laden en de rest doet hij niet.
ik heb hem aangezet op level 1 ging toen met mijn moeder naar de winkel en toen ik terug kwam stond nog steeds op 2 centimeter.


4th May 2013 @ 13:46
Comment from: Monty Burns [Visitor]  
Monty Burns
4 stars

I haven't got this game yet however from the gameplay reviews on youtube i like this game. i'm looking forward to putting the traffic density on max too make it a challange!

31st May 2013 @ 10:35
Comment from: Monty Burns [Visitor]
Monty Burns
3 stars

So I've got the game and i quite like it but i have problems downloading the patch.. I can't find it!!

The menu gives a link, i've copied it down and put the address into google. however it just takes me to a z-softwares site saying "emergency ambulance simulator 2014 is coming soon". what about patches for the current 2011/12 version?!!!

honestly i've looked all over for poatches, but i've found nothing.

can anyone help please and teell me what is happening.

I'd be gratful for any help you can give.

Thank you.

21st June 2013 @ 09:45
Comment from: [Member]

Ok, let me have a look at this, I'll hopefully be back with something today :)

22nd June 2013 @ 06:14
Comment from: Joe [Visitor]

Any news on where the patch is then?

15th July 2013 @ 14:20
Comment from: [Member]

I've been trying to track down my copy, it appears to have gone missing and isn't with my other simulators, I'm going to have to give it a good hunt this weekend now that I'm free and give it a look.

16th July 2013 @ 06:14
Comment from: Michael [Visitor]
1 stars

How do i use it

12th January 2015 @ 16:15
Comment from: Somebody [Visitor]  
5 stars

I love the game so much it crashes when loading and ofc I have all the requirements that it needs what is the most annoying - it even doesn't say anything (no error code to look up from internet etc.) I love the game! I haven't got to even play it.

18th December 2015 @ 16:51

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